I am lost in a sea of pseudo-olde-english with setting fire to people wearing Crocs, being distracted by the shiny, just generally being asleep, dreaming and chancing to every Lost Boy that crosses my path, my day is filled with fluorescent light from crawling out of bed at 6.30 to well after sun-down. I am beyond drunk most of the time. it will be fun fun fun till they take my TBird away.

I absolutely, positively promise I will make more of an effort to blog more often until the nice men in the white coats come back. Honestly! Unless of course the pool with the cocktail bar is heated!.

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I think I might like a charm bracelet with all my favourite foods, thanks.

http://inediblejewelry.com/index.html

I'm sure my days would be more fun if I had lollypop earrings. Mmm, looks so tasty!

http//www.sorryimissedyourparty.com

"Omigod, look at those disgusting rednecks!" said Dwayne, aiming his camera

The other midget had a crossbow, and Momma took one in the neck.

Another gem -  http://pictureisunrelated.com/

Random screwed up pics that leave you thinking WTF?!?!?

Is eternal damnation worth a little bacon?

Kinky.

And, of course…..http://thisisphotobomb.com/

It puts the lotion on its skin....

Can’t forget the all time classic http//www.icanhascheezeburger.com for all its lol cat goodness.

Frickin’ hate this ad so much we change channels whenever it rears its fugly head!

Die eclipse mints…DIE!!!!!!

What gal wouldn’t want a dozen long stemmed duct tape roses for valentines day?

Its Pure Genius!

American President Obama lists the 1002nd use for duct tape.

The Nasho!

Twisty, but unfortunately tourist ridden, Sea Cliff Bridge

Buuuut, as much as I am craving a ride, even if it is just to work, my bike says NO! His ignition barrel broke last week, luckily while I was just about to leave for work, not stuf in the middle of nowhere. And its been a bit of a ker-fuffle getting a replacement. Sigh! Hopefully all will be fixed before winter rears its cold cold head.

BOB,My Kawasaki ZZR600. Get well soon BOB.

Vampire Academy is a school for, well, vampires. St. Vladimirs is a school, but also a training academy. Rose, the main character, is a half human/half vampire, called a Dhampir. Her best friend is Lissa, a vampire princess. Rose is her guardian, assigned to protect her with her own life if necessary, against the evil Strigoi, the immortal bad-dude vampires.

Of course there’s the obligatory smexy hot love interest in the form of Rose’s trainer. And, yes, he’s pretty damn hot!

Oh yeah! Bring on the vampire action!

So far I’m half way through the second book, Frostbite, and already looking forward to getting in to the third one, Shadow Kiss. Oh, and the fourth book, Blood Promise, due out later this year. Tasty!

I think this is Rose on the cover. Looking suspiciously like Angelina Jolie, I think.

http://www.richellemead.com/vampireacademy.htm

“A school administrator wants to set the record straight: There are no vampires at Boston Latin.

The headmaster of the prestigious exam school took the unusual step today of sending a notice to faculty, students, and parents saying that “rumors involving ‘vampires’” had begun spreading through the building Wednesday, causing disruption and anxiety for a number of students.

Lynne Mooney Teta asked everyone’s help in calming the school community down.

“I seek your cooperation in redirecting your energy toward the learning objectives of the day. Please do not sensationalize or discuss these rumors,” she said.

She also said she was concerned that some students’ safety might be jeopardized because of the rumors, and asked students to report if any student is being harassed.

“At no time was anyone’s safety in jeopardy,” she said.

A law enforcement official with knowledge of the case said a group of girls at the school had been bullying at least one other student who likes to dress in the style known as “Goth.”

The official said the girls began spreading a rumor that the student was a would-be vampire, who had cut someone’s neck and sucked the person’s blood.

When Boston police went to the school Wednesday for an unrelated matter, that only fueled the rumor as students began speculating that the so-called “vampire” was being arrested.

The headmaster’s notice, which was addressed to faculty and students and forwarded to parents, did not say exactly what the rumors were. Teta’s office referred questions to a Boston schools spokesman.

Chris Horan, a spokesman for the Boston Public Schools, would not confirm reports of bullying.

“My understanding is [Teta] got reports that the teenage rumor mill … was getting out of hand and she wanted to help the teachers and students and families put an end to it and get back to the business of teaching and learning,” Horan said.

Officer Eddy Chrispin, a Boston police spokesman, said police went to the school Wednesday after hearing that some students were spreading rumors.

“We did go over there and speak to some of the students and quelled the rumors that were going and kind of told them the effect those rumors could have on the rest of the student population,” he said.

Teen interest in vampires has surged in recent months with the release of “Twilight,” the first movie from a popular Stephenie Meyer book series. Last weekend, “Twilight” sleepover parties were held in many US cities coinciding with the DVD release of the movie, starring teen heartthrob Robert Pattinson.

The prestigious Boston Latin public school was founded in 1635, and its students have included Ben Franklin, Sam Adams, John Hancock, Louis Farrakhan, Sumner Redstone, and Nat Hentoff.”

http://www.boston.com/news/local/breaking_news/2009/03/boston_latin_of.html